A Real Life Story of Teenage Reevaluation Holiday Edition!
So in the midst of watching/listening to some total maniac’s 70 minute rant about why the Phantom Menace is total crap AVERSE staffer and Han Solo-esque ringleader Paulie DeBens asked me if I wanted to write about a Christmas song for the 12 Days of Christmas feature. Boy, did I!
Actually, I did. Plus I knew what Christmas song I could pair up with a Star Wars reference that would succinctly explain why I only kissed about six girls* in my entire high school career (as if that was called into question). That song would be Blink 182’s “I Won’t Be Home Christmas.”